Lol why cant i find the fit girls with ishues

Ok so after a fue years i dig out my skate bored and hit ryde and rip it up. Going from 1 spot to the next i hear some 1 call my name i stop and its a girl i no and my good she is fit easy a 9 out of 10 i ask her whay she on the island cos she lives on the main land she said here to see my bf i exspect a guy musals nice boddy and well good looking but all i see is this short fat ugly fucker that makes me look fit as fuck lol iv never seen something so funny

And it may be to soon but i met a girl i think i could realy like lets see how it goes lol